Alamo Schmo

Nerves are easy to purchase.

But they are tough to serve.

He who takes the last stand

It must have seen battle firsthand.

The prudent must remember

how it ended since December.

But the deceived continue the bleed.

The misleader mislay the tweeter feed.

Chaos breeder, always their ringleader.

A cedar-ed was likened onto a bottom feeder.

The impeder turned into a bandit leader.

The stampeders he was adorned lies feeder.

Lectors, warn your children about Alamo.

The last stand was a defeat to the schmo.

This morning I heard not the loud jackhammer.

Who here to miss a whiny informercial shammer?