Here comes Joe with a speech.
He'll sure make me fall asleep.
Though in-charge to housekeep,
Joe bores, my eyes no more weep.
Joe was once a real veep.
Now he is on top of the licit heap.
At 78, he took the pure leap.
Hairs, he smells, but not a creep.
Now, I know boring is assuring.
I thought it was my TV's alluring.
But, it was the former VP's securing.
Boring sleepy Joe calms my worrying.